another moral hangover. fuck.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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