Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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