She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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