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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
its liver damage thursday
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