the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
