why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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