How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Sorry my hands just texted you
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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