If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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