actually, I'm a sock model
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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