Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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