Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.