I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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