he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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