I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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