I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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