Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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