They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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