I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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