worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
she smelled like a LAN party
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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