i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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