just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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