He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
My feet surprised me
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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