Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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