Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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