were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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