you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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