i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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