Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You're my little dorito
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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