So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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