"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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