he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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