Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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