If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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