I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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