butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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