does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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