That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
