i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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