goodnight i made you a song goodbye
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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