If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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