Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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