You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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