I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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