after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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