ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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