I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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