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Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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