what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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