And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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