oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Four minutes until I can fart!
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Green mimosas i think yes
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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