I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I think i got beer on your cat.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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