Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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