loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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