So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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