Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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