Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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