I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Tumblr User Tells Story About A ‘Demon Gets Adopted By A Grandma’& It Needs To Be A F**king Movie
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
20+ Kids Who Probably Didn’t Mean To Draw Hardcore Porn
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Randomize
