Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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