Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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