Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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