you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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