their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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