Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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